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How the machines currently read beer.
Every week, 10 beer brands are put to the major AI systems and the answers are scored on the same instrument. This is the sector's standing reading — 67.3, band A — and what it means.
6 weeks · 2026-W41 → 2026-W46
- 1st Pilsner Urquell 77.9
- 2nd Guinness 77.6
- 3rd Heineken 69.9
- 4th Asahi 68.6
- 5th Corona 66.0
- 6th Stella Artois 65.0
- 7th Carlsberg 64.7
- 8th Tsingtao 62.2
- 9th Budweiser 62.0
- 10th Beck's 59.0
What 67.3 means for beer
A score is a position. The shape around it is the information.
A sector average tells you what the machines have settled on. The spread tells you whether anyone inside it is winning.
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Why beer reads this way
The instrument produces the figure. A person writes the reading.
- Same prompts, same cohort, same scoring, every week
- Nine systems across three spheres, so no single model's opinion carries the reading
- Every sweep recorded and retained, so a figure can be traced back
The honest limits, stated first.
- This is perception, not performance. The figure describes how AI systems currently represent beer. It is not a measure of revenue, quality, or standing with customers, and should never be read as one.
- The cohort is defined, not exhaustive. 10 brands are tracked in this sector. A brand's absence from the cohort is a scoping decision, not a judgement.
- A week is not a direction. Model providers update continuously and answers move for reasons that have nothing to do with a brand. Read the series; treat any single week with suspicion.
- Aggregates conceal. A category average can hold steady while individual brands move sharply in opposite directions. The sector figure is the beginning of the question, not the answer.
An instrument that admits what it cannot see is the only kind whose readings can be relied on where it can.
A sector reading tells you where the category stands. It does not tell you where you stand in it.
The Index ranks the category unprompted. To examine one brand by name, Pulse gives a quick health check. Delivered by email within 48 hours, excluding weekends and UK bank holidays. It may arrive sooner. A Signal Audit takes it through the instrument at depth — every dimension, every model, with the evidence attached and the interpretation written by someone who has sat on your side of the table. Brand pages and full history for beer are on pitotindex.com.